For example, me trying to start the pushmower? Bad Idea Jeans. Getting rid of John Gambling from WABC radio? Bad Idea Jeans. Putting Kathie Lee Gifford on the Today Show? Bad Idea Jeans.
[ open on group of guys sitting on a bench on a basketball court, laughing ]
Guy #1: Hey, we've got our apartment. We ripped up the floors, pipes, wiring, and having everything completely redone.
Guy #2: You're renting, right?
Guy #1: Yeah.
[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
Guy #3: Well, he's an ex free-base addict, and he's trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.
[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
Guy #1: [ tosses bottle to Guy #2 ] Head's up!
Guy #4: Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.
[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
[ close-up of the jeans they're wearing, the label reads: BAD IDEA JEANS ]
Guy #3: I thought about it, and even though it's over, I'm going to tell my wife about the afffair.
[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
[ more shots of BAD IDEA jeans ]
Guy #5: I don't know the guy, but I've got two kidneys and he needs one, so I figured..
[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
Guy #2: Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"
[ image on screen: BAD IDEA ]
Announcer: Bad Idea Jeans.
[ shows a group of tough looking basketball players on the court ]
Guy #1: Hey, you guys ready? Let's bet these guys! A hundred bucks.. make that two hundred! Two hundred bucks!
[ fade to image on screen: BAD IDEA JEANS ]
[ fade out ]
(Got this from Saturday Night Live Transcripts webpage)
The End.
I LOVED Bad Idea Jeans! Poor Phil Hartman.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason my favorite is Sportscenter with Ray Romano and Tim Meadows...Sweet Sassy Molassy!
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/98/98osportscenter.phtml
Christopher Walken/ Tim Meadows "The Census" is good too.
I'd never seen the Sweet Sassy Molassy or the Census one - I was laughing so hard just over the transcripts! Thanks for sharing! I think Christopher Walken got some of the THE best skits. One of my other faves is the "More Cowbell" one - "I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!", that's a pretty popular one I think tho.
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