(the blog is great too, check it out!)
(Mind you I saw this after we stopped at Arby's last night and I had a medium roast beef sandwich, curly fries, AND, this is SO BAD, a cinnamon roll washed down with a big Diet Coke, oh I have sinned!)
The Lord is my personal trainer; I shall not wallow in sloth.
He maketh me jog through green pastures;
He leadeth me beside the spring water counter.
He restoreth my body.
He leadeth me in the path of fitness for my health's sake.
Yea, though I power-walk through the valley of soda and cookies
I will fear no weakness; for thou art with me;
Thy vegetables and protein bars; they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me of healthy food choices
in the presence of mine fast-food enemies;
Thou anointest my head with monounsaturated oil.
My cup of green tea runneth over.
Surely good health and skinny jeans shall follow me
all the days of my life;
And I will dwell in the house of self-confidence forever.
Amen.
He maketh me jog through green pastures;
He leadeth me beside the spring water counter.
He restoreth my body.
He leadeth me in the path of fitness for my health's sake.
Yea, though I power-walk through the valley of soda and cookies
I will fear no weakness; for thou art with me;
Thy vegetables and protein bars; they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me of healthy food choices
in the presence of mine fast-food enemies;
Thou anointest my head with monounsaturated oil.
My cup of green tea runneth over.
Surely good health and skinny jeans shall follow me
all the days of my life;
And I will dwell in the house of self-confidence forever.
Amen.
Great sermon! I love it. And, of course, it is mostly true. I always think that diet and exercise (neither to excess) will keep anyone healthy and strong.
ReplyDeleteI just have to say that the Google ads right now are showing links for "excessive sweating" and "problems with sweating?"
ReplyDeleteROFL. Just think it's funny. And weird. And sooo Google.
Doll Clothes Gal: Yeah, I agree, boring old proper diet and exercise do the trick, heh!
ReplyDeleteRebecca: You'll be relieved to know now it says, "I Cured My Sweat Problem." Whew! :-)
:D That's great!
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