How About Thanksgiving by Candlelight?

First of all, most of you guessed correctly - my invention was for getting cobwebs up by the ceiling.  Secondly, I LOVED all the clever names you came up for my invention!  In fact, there were so many great ones, I'm going to give linky love (and/or fame and glory) to those who offered a name for my invention.  However, I promised for the best answer I would also add their link to my blogroll, and after much thought, I decided this was my favorite, and most appropriate name for my new invention:
  

 

 The Thrifter

Named by Michelle Gartner of  

One of a Kind Wisconsin

  

(And that is indeed a "swiffer" cloth rubber banded onto the top of a sturdy yardstick we have.)

  

But I have to share the others too, they're great!

  

The Web Wipe by Mary Ruby of Mother No's Best

    

The Nook-Cleaner by desperateblogger of Manna from Heaven

   

The Web Whacker by Carol

   

The Smoosh (if you're going to use it to kill bugs) 

by Anne of Small Town Mommy

   

The Dust & Measure (Accomplish 2 tasks with just 1 tool!) by Lynne of The Sewing Mom

    

Handy Dandy Duster Buster by Cedar of Adirondack View
   
and

   

Kevin even provided a name for two different models, 

one for men - The Webinator, and for women - The Foof Away

  
So the whole reason for the cleaning is not surprisingly, because we're having a house full of company for Thanksgiving.  So of course as I am moving about my house, I suddenly see 3,000 places that need cleaning.  Everything from black residue from the hinges on our doors, to dog hair in places I couldn't imagine, to crap on the white face-outs of our staircase that you see right when you walk in the front door... The list goes on and on of all these little places I don't normally think to clean that somehow I suddenly notice when company is coming.  Gah!
   
So I go to thinking, maybe this year we should start a new tradition.  How about "Thanksgiving by Candlelight"?  That would save me soooooooooooooo much cleaning if it were nice and dark and no one could see my dirt!  I could give everyone their own Garmin GPS and tell them, "Ok, the turkey is at these coordinates, the bathroom is at these coordinates, the pumpkin pie is at these coordinates..."
  
That's what I dread about Thanksgiving - it's not the cooking or the dishes, it's finding and cleaning all those sneaky dirty spots!
  
Thanksgiving is an AWESOME holiday, but is there one thing YOU dread about Thanksgiving?  Is it the 4 hour car trip to the second cousin's house?  It is green bean casserole?  Digging the neck and gizzards out of the turkey?  Tell me!
  
The end, but not really - I want to hear what you have to say!