I've already bemoaned my compulsion to enter Publisher's Clearing House every time I get a sweepstakes entry in the mail here. Well one fateful day I was filling one out when I noticed that if you were not ordering, you could submit your entry online. "Cool!" I thought. "That will save time and a stamp." So I typed in the website and submitted my entry, that fateful day.
Now, not only do I get them in the regular mail, but I get entries almost EVERY DAY in my email! That I feel compelled to complete! What's worse is they have other ways to win like PCH Lotto, PCH Scratch Offs (little virtual scratch off tickets), and even PCH Search and Win (you have to go there and search at least once a day to get an entry. Half the time I just search for the first thing that enters my brain just to get my entry - "meatloaf recipes", "how to get rid of friendship bread starter", orange nj cosmetic dentist` - anything just to get my entry!)
This is so embarrassing, but I have Dave Sayer's business card on my fridge - because one of the entries I got in the regular mail said to save his card and if he shows up to award you a big prize and you show him the card, you get an extra $1,000!
I need help, I know, but all I can think is what if this is the winning entry??
The end.
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