Sunday, November 29, 2009

Obituary: Basil Kittycat

(I have been too "verklempt" up until now to even post about this, but I'm going to push through because I want to honor my little friend.)

Basil 
May 1994-November 25, 2009



Basil (aka "Basilcat", "The Basilometer", "Sweet Sweet Basil" and "Bey Bey") died on Wednesday, Novermber 25th, 2009 at age 15 1/2 after the last of her 9 lives expired of old age.  Her family had time for goodbyes, pets and kisses before she went over the "Rainbow Bridge".  Basil enjoyed some celebrity during her life, appearing in many blog posts, but she is probably best known for making headlines in "Giant Cat Wipes Out Ogunquit, Maine" and most recently she appeared in one of my most popular "Wordless Wednesday" posts ever: "Apparently Any Lap Will Do".  She is survived by her human family, as well as her good friend Tex dog and her enemy, Q-ee cat.  In lieu of flowers, the family would just like you to know what a good and faithful friend she was, through thick and thin, for richer or poorer, she loved us just the same.  We will miss you terribly, sweet Basil.

The *sob* End.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Thanksgiving Aftermath




Firstly, I hope you all had a really wonderful Thanksgiving - I did!

I am also having a very good day-after-Thanksgiving so far - DH made us egg and cheese sandwiches on REAL hard rolls he got from a bakery near where he works (somehow no place around here can make GOOD hard rolls, or if there is a place, I have yet to discover it).  Our daughter ate a piece of my sister-in-law "L's" famously good apple pie for her breakfast.  And I am already tentatively planning on eating the rest of a spicy-shrimp-cheeseball-thing my sister-in-law "K" made for my lunch. :-P   It's 10:47am and I have not tried to clean anything up yet. 

But although I still have quite a lot to clean up and put away, the reason I have all this aftermath is because we were blessed enough to have the time, money and ability to host this holiday, AND we were so blessed that a bunch of our family chose to spend the holiday with us!  So I'm actually grateful to have this aftermath - it is evidence of wonderful blessings.  (And believe me, I already had a lot of help cleaning up, especially from my one sister-in-law "L" - a million thanks L, for all your help!!  The mess would be WAY worse than this!)

It reminds me of this poem - in fact I just saw it written on pretty glass tiles at a craft show I was recently at - and it's a wonderful reminder:

Lord, thank you for this sink of dirty dishes, we have plenty of food to eat.

Thank you for this pile of dirty laundry, we have plenty of nice clothes to wear.

And I would like to thank you, Lord, for those unmade beds. They were so warm and so comfortable last night. I know that many have no bed.

My thanks to you, Lord, for this bathroom, complete with all the splattered mirrors, soggy towels and dirty lavatory. They are so convenient.

Thank you for this finger-smudged refrigerator that needs defrosting so badly, it has served us faithfully for many years. It is full of enough left-overs for a few meals.

Thank you, Lord, for this oven that absolutely must be cleaned today. It has baked so many things over the years.

Lord, the presence of all these chores awaiting me says you have richly blessed my family. I shall do them all cheerfully and I shall do them gratefully.

(Somehow I always have to work on the "cheerfully" part though.  LOL.)

The End.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Museum Giveaway at Small Pines

My Adirondack friend Small Pines has a giveaway going on right now - he found some cool "old things" in, underneath and on their old house while they were tearing it down.  (Nowadays since the house is gone they're paying rv insurance and livin' in their Tin Lizzie.)  These mystery items that were discovered are now in a place of honor on the side of the chicken pen.  If you can identify the items pictured, you can win a couple of really lovely, hand knit scarves. 



I gave a completely silly answer, but maybe some of you can figure out what those items really are and win those scarves!

(Even if you don't know what those things are either, it's a really fun blog to read anyway.)

The end.

P.S.  Oh, and don't worry I'm sure he will send out the prize to the winner in a timely fashion ---> so yes, you guessed it - no, I still have not received either of the giveaway prizes I mentioned a few posts back.  I think maybe I'll wait until it's been over a month and then I'll ask if they ever sent the items or not.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The Thanksgiving Menu

There will be 17 people here on Thursday.  Here's what we're having:  (keep in mind, family members are contributing some of these items - I'm not making all of this myself)

Appetizers:
Deviled eggs
Veggies & dip
Cheese and crackers
Mozzarella sticks and sauce
Potato chips & dip
Peanuts
Shrimp cocktail
Pepperoni
Cocktail franks
Taco dip

Main Meal:
Turkey and gravy
Stovetop stuffing
Homemade stuffing
Sweet potato casserole (w/marshmallows on top)
Mashed potatoes
Carrots
Rolls
Turnip
Cranberry sauce
Corn
Cranberry jello salad

Dessert:
Krumkakes with whipped cream
Pumpkin pie
Apple pie
Birthday cake (for one of my nieces)
Mini Reeses Peanut butter cups
Macadamia chip cookies

I bet whoever in the world monitors what people are searching for (probably Google) will see a spike on Friday for the search terms "colon cleanse", "diet pills"and "weight loss surgery Mexico".  Of course many people won't have time on Friday to be searching out how to undo what they did on Thanksgiving because they have to be on line at 3am for a Black Friday sale.  I will not be on any of those lines.  I haven't attempted Black Friday in years.  The best thing I ever remember getting for my efforts was a free Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer book and video from Montgomery Ward.  Not too impressive, huh?  Do any of you do the Black Friday thing?  If so, what are you hoping to snag? Did you ever manage to get one of the fantastic deals where they only have like three of the item in the whole store?

The end.

Do You Know What Those Round Bottom Shoes Are Called?

I first saw them in an Avon catalog - they had a pair by "Curves" (which is a company that makes exercise gear for women).  I thought they were kind of weird looking, but I seem to be seeing them more and more.  Have you seen these things?  Here's an example:

Someone told me they are called "MBT shoes", and I asked what MBT stood for but they didn't know.  So I googled it.  It stands for Masai Barefoot Technology.   Yeah, Masai as in like, the famous warrior tribe in Kenya!  I'm really not particularly interested in getting these round bottom shoes, but now I HAD to find out what on earth these exercise shoes have to do with the Masai.  Well, here's what I found:

"When the designers were first coming up with the idea of MBT shoes, they looked to East African runners. Noticing that they trained barefoot for races, even marathons, the researchers began to wonder if their lack of injuries and pain was due to this lack of footwear. By watching how the foot hit the ground, they began to see that the rolling motion of the foot engaged the rest of the muscles of the body, stabilizing it and protecting it from harm. But since the researchers realized the people weren't about to run barefoot on the pavements of their cities, designing a shoe became the top priority."

So that's the whole deal with the round-bottom-shoes, in case you were wondering, like me, "what up with that"?  (Did you see the skit on Saturday Night Live this past week?  It was actually pretty funny! SNL What Up With That?)

The end.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Yet Another Reason Jimmie Johnson Doesn't Excite NASCAR Fans

I was listening to a NASCAR podcast the other day (the podcast is from Rowdy Racing - it's GREAT) and they had an interview with Jimmie Johnson who was talking about his diet and exercise regimen.  He was talking about how he keeps careful track of his "proteins and carbs", and works out, and how he hasn't had a cheeseburger or pizza at all.

Let me ask a question.

Do you think Richard Petty kept track of his "proteins and carbs"?

Do you think Dale Earnhardt kept track of his "proteins and carbs"?

Do you think the NASCAR fans at home who are laying on their couches, watching the races eating pizza, nachos and wings, washing it down with beer, relate to Jimmie Johnson?  At all??

Note to Jimmie's "people": Get that man out, ASAP, to the closest Shoney's, KFC or McDonald's and get that boy photographed eating some REAL REDNECK FOOD.  Give him a colon cleanse afterward if you must.

He's never going to be able to parlay all this success into endorsements, merchandise sales, and broadcasting in the future if he doesn't stop acting like a robot!  He's going to end up being the winningest driver no one cared about.


The end.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Update: Well, I Got the Mail and...

...nope.  Still no prizes.  (See previous post here if you don't know what I was ranting about.)  In fact, it was overall a pretty crappy mail day.  We got an insert from our local newspaper that consists of exactly one article on the front page, and then the rest is all advertisements disguised as a section of the newspaper. ( I'm on to them now, so I glance at the front page, then throw it out.  So ha on them!)

We also got a postcard from Petro oil company who has been stalking us worse than those little Geico eyes that are "always watching me".  I called them exactly ONCE to ask about their oil prices and now they call and send things in the mail constantly.  Hey Petro, I already locked in my rate with another oil company THREE MONTHS AGO - GIVE UP ON ME ALREADY!

We got a card from Beltronics which is offering us, our family and friends their newest way to break the law and evade the police - their pocked sized radar detector that even includes a database of red light and speed cameras!

Lastly we got a mailing from the place we normally cut down our Christmas tree from each year (we don't even own artificial christmas trees).  I don't particularly need that info - we're going there anyway, and I doubt much has changed, but it's the one piece of mail that is not going immediately into the garbage.

Well, I'm disappointed I didn't get Murphy's Law working for me by having my giveaway prizes arrive, but at least I'm not a doofus for ranting about it and then having them show up.

The end.

Rant: I am tired of contests, surveys, sweepstakes, blog giveaways and surveys! I am too discouraged!

I am sick of sending in Publisher's Clearing House stuff and never winning!  I have filled out numerous paper ones and even online!  I'm tired of answering surveys and never winning the prize offered in a drawing for submitting it.  One time I even did a thing for Nielson, I think it was, where I was supposed to scan all my groceries with a barcode scanner to earn points and be entered in sweepstakes.  Not only did it take forever to accumulate points, but then they wanted me to scan my prescriptions, and even record when I bought gas!  Are you kidding me?!?  All that work, for like a year, to get what?  A toaster?  And then they'd have these huge prize drawings quarterly, which of course I never won.  Would you believe I got another thing in the mail where they included a pre-paid envelope and they wanted me to send them ALL MY JUNK MAIL - and hey, we'll put you in a drawing with 3,483,029,662 other people to win $100!  Yeah, like I'm gonna send you my blank credit card applications.  (One time I got sent a survey where they had me take pictures of my toilets - yes my toilets! And answer questions about them.  They even included $5 in the envelope and a disposable camera, so I actually did that one. :-P )

On top of that, please excuse my whining but, I actually won TWO different blog giveaways at the very beginning of the month and nearly three weeks later, so far I have received neither prize.  I got the impression from both that the item would be sent out right away...??  For the first couple of weeks I kept eagerly looking forward to the mail each day hoping for my prizes, but by now I'm starting to really think I've been forgotten about.  :-(  Now I realize the right thing to do at this point is for me to email each of them and ask if the prize was sent, to make sure it's not lost in the mail.  But I'm sure they're BOTH not lost in the mail, I mean, what are the chances of that?  (And both bloggers live in the continental US, as do I, so it's not like it's coming through customs, or across the ocean on a boat or anything.)  There is probably a really good reason why neither has arrived, right?  But, I'm feeling so discouraged I'm considering not even bothering hunting down my "prizes".

I am tired of contests, surveys, sweepstakes, blog giveaways and surveys!  I am too discouraged!  DO YOU HEAR THAT PUBLISHER'S CLEARING HOUSE?  One of my 8,243,007 superprize numbers better come up soon or I QUIT!

The end.

P.S.  Murphy's law dictates that now that I've whined about it, both blog giveaway prizes are going to show up today, just to make me look like a doofus.  Well, I hope they do!  They are nice prizes!  I will update later when the mail comes, and we'll see if I get to look like a doofus or what.

Friday, November 20, 2009

My Old Tyme Diary Entry

My daughter made this in preschool years ago but we still hang it up.  It says "I am thankful for milk".

A type of book I love to read are old diaries.  I just got one from the library yesterday.  It's fun to get a glimpse of life in the "olden days".  Have you ever read a diary from the 1800s or early 1900s?  They usually are not like what you would expect a diary to be - they usually aren't full of long entries talking about their most secret feelings.  Usually each entry is only a few lines long - usually stuff like, "Good weather today.  Brought in three sleds of wood.  T. Jones brought the mail by.  Had dinner with the Ellsworth's in the PM."  It seems that keeping a diary was a popular thing to do, as there are so many that have been published.  I wonder if there was some purpose for documenting their daily activities, other than for fun?

I was thinking what if today I kept a diary in a similar style?  On the one hand, seems like the entries would generally be so mundane, but I guess the old-time diaries were pretty mundane too, although today they seem quite interesting (to me anyway).

The most recent diary I checked out from the library is of an unmarried young woman, and she notes in nearly every entry the dress she wore, LOL.

Well, here would be my "old tyme" style diary entry for yesterday:

"Weather drizzly.  Caught up on some phone calls and emails in the AM.  Made mashed turnip for the first time and put in freezer for Thanksgiving.  Had leftovers for dinner.  Took daughter to 4H.  Watched Survivor and The Office."

In a couple of lines, what would your "old tyme" diary entry look like for yesterday or today?

The end.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

How to Cut Down and Care for A Real Christmas Tree 101


We have been cutting down our own Christmas tree at local tree farms for years now.  (In fact you can read about last year's adventure here and here.)  I thought maybe there are some of you who have never cut down your own Christmas tree, and I would like to encourage you to give it a try because it's a fun holiday tradition (and it's nice to have a real tree).  But, I figure I should only be fair and impart to you the knowledge we've gained (and lessons learned) after many years.

So, here is my version of "How to Cut Down and Care for A Real Christmas Tree 101".  (Keep in mind, we live in upstate NY (Hudson Valley - Dutchess County area), so for all I know things could be completely different where you live.)


What you need:

Large black garbage bag or tarp

Bow saw (they are inexpensive - you can get one for $10 or less similar to this one pictured I found at Ace Hardware)

Pair of old work gloves (two pairs is even better)

Rope - a goodly length

Old blanket or tarp

Tree stand that is the appropriate size for the tree you want to cut (there are lots of different kinds but we have found the old fashioned, traditional red and green metal ones work just fine, like this one pictured from Ace Hardware)

The first thing to do before you even leave your house is to find out how tall your ceiling is, and decide how tall of a tree you want.   You see, it's very easy to come home with a tree too small or a tree too tall (not that that's ever happened to us).  Know before you go!  Keep in mind you can use your own height as a guide to measure the height of your tree.  Important: remember that your tree stand will add height to your tree and so will your tree topper.  So if you have 7 foot ceilings and decide to get a 6 ft tall tree, by the time you put it in the stand and put your tree topper on it may be scraping the ceiling and now you've paid for a bigger tree than you really needed.

Also before you leave, determine just how you are getting this tree home in your vehicle and make sure not to get a tree bigger than you can safely transport home!  I can't tell you how many times we've seen people cut 8 and 10 ft trees then try to figure out how to get them home on the top of their little Civic or Camry.  If you don't have a truck/van/SUV, you can either tie it to the top of your roof OR if it's not too big, you can lay it sideways across your trunk and tie the trunk lid down over it.  You'll want to cover your roof or the inside of your vehicle with an old blanket or tarp, and you'll need plenty of rope to secure it.

Lastly, if it's raining, don't go.  Cutting a Christmas tree down in the rain is a bad idea.  Just trust me on this one.

So, when you get to the tree farm, first be sure to take note of the pricing so that you're not met with an unhappy surprise at the end of this wonderful adventure.  Some places charge by the foot, others have one price for say, trees up to 6ft and another price for trees up to 12ft or whatever.  Also, many places may only take cash - so be sure to bring enough actual money just in case.  Not all Christmas tree farms have those new-fangled debit/credit card machines and such, plus sometimes you pay right out there in the field, so be warned.

Once you are ready to find your tree, you may have a choice of different varieties.  Usually there is an attendant who can tell you what type of trees are where.  Some varieties may cost more than others.  What you prefer is a matter of personal taste.  No matter what they say, most any type of tree freshly cut will last at least a month if kept watered and most trees are fragrant.  We worry more about two other factors I feel are more important: getting a healthy tree, and one with branches that will support your ornaments.

When you're choosing a tree look at the underside and also at the interior branches by the trunk and avoid trees that have branches with brown needles.  Sometimes because of poor weather many of the trees will have some brown, in which case just try to find the one with the least brown needles.  You want the healthiest tree possible so it will hold its needles well and look great for the entire holiday season.

Also, with your hand press down on some branches.  Some Christmas tree varieties have very floppy branches which will not hold heavier ornaments well, so think about what type of decorations you have.  I mean, if you use all lightweight ornaments, any tree might be ok, but if you want to hang your kid's 1 lb. bread dough handprint ornament they made in kindergarten, you're going to need a tree with stiffer branches.

To cut your tree, put on your work gloves (they protect against prickly needles and more importantly SAP) and lay your black garbage bag or tarp down otherwise you risk getting your clothes dirty or wet (not that that's ever happened to us).  Take your bow saw and make a cut as close to the ground as you can.   It is very helpful if there is a second person who can hold the tree near the top (wearing the other pair of old work gloves to protect against the prickly needles and sap) and gently pull in the direction away from the cut until the tree falls.

After the tree is cut, hopefully you are at a tree farm with a baler, and hopefully you noted the location of it when you arrived because that's where you want to take your tree next.  It's much easier to transport if it's baled.  Drag it, carry it or throw it in your vehicle and bring it to the baler.

I highly recommend getting your tree baled even if you have a pickup because it is much easier to get your tree inside the house if it is baled.  "Baling a tree" is pulling it through a device that puts a strong nylon netting around it that holds the branches in.  Baling has always been free everywhere we've ever gone.


 

Next, pay for your tree and then secure your tree in or on your vehicle for the trip home.  Whether it's going on the roof or inside, make sure to lay an old blanket or tarp down to protect your car from scratches, sap and mess.  If you're unsure of the best way to secure it, just ask one of the attendants for help.  They've seen people try everything, trust me - 'cause so have we.

When you arrive home if you need to recut the bottom because it's not level, do that first.  If possible, do this outside because even though the tree is fresh it will shed needles - and the less inside your house, the better.  Then, before you cut the plastic netting off, put it in the stand.  Again, you can do this outside if you want.  Once the tree is secure in it's stand and you have it placed in your house, then cut the netting off.  Be careful - sometimes those branches really pop out when released.  Immediately fill the tree stand reservoir with water.  Keeping the tree watered is the key to keeping your tree fresh for the holiday season. You will have to water the tree every day in the beginning.  Try not to ever let it go dry.  At least definitely not right away.  If you let the reservoir go dry for any length of time, the sap dries over the cut trunk and basically plugs up the tree's means of drawing up water (not that that's ever happened to us) and your tree won't stay nice and hold it's needles as well.  It's also less of a fire hazard if it's not completely dried out.  We use an empty 2 liter soda bottle to fill our tree stand reservoir.

Important: if it has been longer than 4 hours or so from the moment you cut the tree down to the time you are going to put it in the tree stand, recut the trunk before putting it in the stand - otherwise it likely won't draw up water well because the sap has had a chance to dry on the base.

For the first few days the tree will "drink" a lot, and then it will gradually slow.   Lots of places sell bottles of mystery potions that supposedly make the tree last longer.  If it makes you feel good, buy some, but we gave up on those and use plain old water and as long as you don't let the tree go dry those first few days where it's really drawing up a lot of water, it'll last fine.  I mean, you don't need the tree to last until Februrary, you know?

Keep in mind when you are deciding where you place your real Christmas tree inside, the further from a heat source the better.  If it's up against a baseboard heating unit or floor vent, close them.  Heat is just going to dry your tree out more.

The tree will drop needles as the days go by, but generally it's not too bad at all until the end (the end being when you un-decorate the tree).  By then, it will likely be raining needles.  There are two tricks to minimizing this mess.  The first trick will work well if your tree isn't terribly big or wide: when you initially set up the tree, you put a big black garbage bag under the stand (which you can cover with the tree skirt), and when the tree is undecorated, you can draw the garbage bag up the tree so you can carry it out of the house with minimal mess.  (In fact, they even sell special "tree bags" for this at some of the farms, which may accommodate even larger trees.)  If you have a bigger or a wide tree, the second trick is useful: before you un-decorate you can spread an old sheet out and slide it under the stand so that the sheet will catch most of the needles and then you can wrap the tree in the sheet as you carry it out to minimize the mess.  We actually don't bother with either of these tricks - we just vacuum when it's all over.  No biggie.  Plus when your vacuum bag gets full of Christmas tree needles, it usually makes the air smell nice (as opposed to the normal, unpleasant smell of dog hair in the case of our house) and you can still get that "Christmas Feeling" the next few times you vacuum.

This is what was left after we undecorated our tree and took it out last year, to give you an idea (the towel was originally under the stand because sometimes we get a little "spilly" when we fill the reservoir).  Keep in mind that we actually had our tree up for close to six weeks and we had not bothered watering it in the end either, so it was super dry - this is a lot worse than what most people would experience:


So that's "How to Cut Down and Care for A Real Christmas Tree 101".  Feel free to leave me a comment if you have any questions, or your own tips and tricks!  Otherwise, good luck, and enjoy your beautiful tree!  Yes, it is more expensive in the long run than buying an artificial tree, but a real tree is a special thing, and you make lots of (hopefully) fun memories cutting it down.


The end.

Wordless Wednesday: Photo Essay - What I Made












The end.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Not the Post I Meant to Post

This is not the post I meant to post today, but I figured I'd pop in to say hello anyway.  I have a post in draft, but haven't had the chance to finish it.  Friday I spent nearly all day (and all my money, ha ha) at the Toyota dealership.  Went in for a simple oil change and tire rotation - and a "by the way, can ya check on that "twittering" noise I hear?"  Ended up having to have my serpentine tensioner and belt (or something like that) replaced.

Today I was all over town picking up things I need for Thanksgiving.  Hit the liquor store, BJs Wholesale Club and the Dreaded Walmart.  The bright spot was lunch at Cracker Barrel with my Dad.  We were bad, bad, bad and had chicken fried steak with gravy.  Thanksgiving stuff is starting to accumulate on the diningroom table.



 The end.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Ok, But at Least I Waited Until November

I put this up about a week ago....but remember - I was thinking about putting it up in October!  I did use some self control.



 

 

 

 

Anyone else been sneaking out their Christmas stuff?

The end.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tasks Complete!


Gingerbread House assembled then decorated by my niece and daughter?  Check!


Krumkakes done?  Check!
(Don't worry, I made a lot more than just this for all that work and scorched fingertips.)

And now I am about to make a fantastic gourmet meal consisting of:



(Hey, it was a busy day - so sue me for goin' prepackaged. :-P)

Well, I definitely broke my record for blog posts in a day (I think I posted 7 times today).  I didn't even plan on blogging all through the day, but it was kind of fun!  Did anyone else have fun seeing what I was doing all through the day?

*crickets chirping*

The end.

Gingerbread House Makin'


My daughter and niece getting ready to decorate the gingerbread house.

Will update later with photo of their finished creation.

The end.  For now.

Krumkake Taste Test Results


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OMG THESE ARE DELICIOUS!!!!!!!  I can't believe these turned out so well!!  Even the gingerbread house went together today without incident!!!  I should go buy a lottery ticket, today is apparently my lucky day!  WOOT!

Will update later on the gingerbread house decorating which is in progress by my daughter and niece, and how the rest of the "krumkake making" went...

The end.  For now.

Makin' Scandanavian Krumkakes


Here's the batter.  Seems to look like it's supposed to.  It has a bit of a weird smell though - I think it's that expensive cardamom making itself known.



Well, it's a bit small, but not bad for today's first attempt!


When you pull them off the hot iron you have to right away roll them around this little wooden roller.  That's why I will have scorched fingertips by the end of the day.


Hey, not too shabby.  *pats self on back*

The real test is to taste them though.  Hopefully they taste sweet, light and crunchy.  Hopefully not pasty, floury and rubbery...  Be back in a bit after I taste test...

The end.  For the moment.

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