I have told my husband (and father!) many times that it is a lot of work and very complicated being a woman. I got this list from a friend and it's so funny (and SO TRUE!), maybe the men out there will appreciate how easy they have it, lol... :-)
37 Reasons Men are Seldom Depressed
#1 - Your last name stays put.
#2 - The garage is all yours.
#3 - Wedding plans take care of themselves.
#4 - Chocolate is just another snack.
#5 - You can be President.
#6 - You can never be pregnant.
#7 - You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
#8 - You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
#9 - Car mechanics tell you the truth.
#10 - The world is your urinal.
#11 - You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
#12 - You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
#13 - Same work, more pay.
#14 - Wrinkles add character.
#15 - Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
#16 - People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
#17 - New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
#18 - One mood all the time.
#19 - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
#20 - You know stuff about tanks.
#21 - A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
#22 - You can open all your own jars.
#23 - You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
#24 - If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
#25 - Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
#26 - Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
#27 - You almost never have strap problems in public.
#28 - You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
#29 - Everything on your face stays its original color.
#30 - The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
#31 - You only have to shave your face and neck.
#32 - You can play with toys all your life.
#33 - One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
#34 - You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
#35 - You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
#36 - You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
#37 - You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!