Friday, September 28, 2012

37 Reasons Men are Seldom Depressed

I have told my husband (and father!) many times that it is a lot of work and very complicated being a woman.  I got this list from a friend and it's so funny (and SO TRUE!), maybe the men out there will appreciate how easy they have it, lol...  :-)

37 Reasons Men are Seldom Depressed

#1 - Your last name stays put.

#2 - The garage is all yours.

#3 - Wedding plans take care of themselves.

#4 - Chocolate is just another snack.

#5 - You can be President.

#6 - You can never be pregnant.

#7 - You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

#8 - You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

#9 - Car mechanics tell you the truth.

#10 - The world is your urinal.

#11 - You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

#12 - You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

#13 - Same work, more pay.

#14 - Wrinkles add character.

#15 - Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.

#16 - People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

#17 - New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

#18 - One mood all the time.

#19 - Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

#20 - You know stuff about tanks.

#21 - A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

#22 - You can open all your own jars.

#23 - You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

#24 - If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can  still be your friend.

#25 - Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

#26 - Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

#27 - You almost never have strap problems in public.

#28 - You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

#29 - Everything on your face stays its original color.

#30 - The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

#31 - You only have to shave your face and neck.

#32 - You can play with toys all your life.

#33 - One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

#34 - You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

#35 - You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

#36 - You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

#37 - You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!


The end.

3 comments:

  1. LOL. I've been around men more than women all my life so I don't agree with #18, though....

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  2. I would disagree with 18 also, a funny list though, made me smile! I tweeted it too, but as of yet no witty comments, so 18 could be applicable as simply moody!

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I read each and every comment, and though I don't always get a chance to respond, I enjoy reading (and pondering) what you have to say. Thanks for your 2 cents! :-)

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